Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Thursday, May 3, 2012
What the hell is Integrity?
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Hot Hot Chicken Shit
I said to myself that I want to change but within 2 to 3 days, its back to normal like nothing happen.
Do I really really really want to change?
or I'm just a like a wolf howling at the moon...~ well I'm not a hot blooded werewolf like Jacob.
hah! I'm passionate again about writing!
This is important to me,
To be good at english, I have to Wrestle with it. Wrestle means...
W - Write
R - Read
S - Speak
T - Talk
L - Listen
seems like I've ignored the aeiou. Doesn't matter as long as it can sounds like wrestle.
so here is a good space for me to practice the W component which is write.
No more Hot-Hot Chicken Shit!!! Every time I feel demotivated I will read this post.
it's got to be the comeback blog. Keep up the burning fire Hilmi!!!
I promise to myself to keep update my blog at least once a week.
Actually, this is the book that motivate me. Thanks to Coach Sha & Coach Riz for the free book.
I will make full use of it! See you next week Hilmi - said the 'Simple Life'.
http://esbseminar.wordpress.com/


Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Long Time No See





Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Dude, where is my car? Where is my car, dude?
ime i saw this car, my impression is "wow, its one in a million!"maybe you think that i am a 'jakun' person. i don't care! its my first time.
SAAB 99 turbo

Sunday, September 26, 2010
Run Once A Year, Eat All The Year

It is easy to stay healthy right?
I like to eat McDonald, so far GCB is the best for me after Double cheese burger. Usually, I will finish the french fries first because its only taste good when it is still hot. and the last is soft drink rally. whoever finish first is the winner. my tears flow out after I finish the drink. I don't know why, but it is fun to do it sometimes.
okay, it is good for organizing such an event, I think maybe McDonalds has now concern about their customers health. keep up the good work! Congratulations! Run once a year, eat all the year.
I came this morning at Dataran Merdeka where the McDonalds Olympic Run was held to meet my subject for my research. they are from runners club UiTM. Guys, give me a good cooperation okay... I treat you Power Bar ma.... hahaha...

actually no matter how much you eat, but to maintain the health, you need to balance the food intake and the amount of exercise. keep on exercising you lazy heavy butt... LOL
Friday, September 24, 2010
UPSR

Ujian Penilaian Sekolah Rendah.
UPSR is just over, MERDEKA!!!
That was shouted by my ex-students. They are so happy and start to talk about their 'Primary Day Trip' and the 'Primary Games Carnival' to celebrate the finishing primary school. Unfortunately, I'm no longer working at the school. Poor me.
I just want to tease them, and I say "after this, prepare for secondary. No time to enjoy ok. Go read form 1 text book now".
"jangan macam tu la cikgu, mana ada hati nak baca buku lepas exam, dah la, got to go, bye2"
Hahaha... before the examination day, they ask me how was my UPSR. And I said 5As. I can't lose to my students. I purposely said like that to motivate them.
Good luck and pray a lot as long as the result have not announce yet.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Assisstant Coach
The first time I met all the players, I thought they all are very rude. Whenever something not good happen, the words "WHAT THE FUCK MAN" will come out from their mouth. It makes me want to kill all of them. There are another bad words too, but that was the most shouted out.

As a rich people, no wonder all of them wore a very expensive high quality football shoes. First grade boots that I only have one (got from Selangor player), they can frequently change from one to another. If one bought a new one, in two weeks, all the players will have their own new boots. Damn rich!
In term of skills, they were lack of experience. Still need more training. they were grown up in town. If compared than a kampung boy, they are too far left behind. But after I came, there are a lot of improvement, It is true! ;p
The time that i waited for so long is when the time the head coach absent. Then I took over his place and conduct the training session based on my own training program. hahahaha... since that time, my relationship and the players become more closer.

What I thought before this is totally wrong. After I get to now each of them, they are so playful and innocent. I help them how to play great football and they teach me how to speak english well. Whenever I hang around with them, I feel younger. hahaha... thanks football team, the time that we have spent together, will be one of my sweet memories.
Before I left school, they organize a surprise party for me. That was my happy day! I wish all of you Good Luck in Spain Tournament and everything you do! Sayonaraa~
Delicious Dominos + Sweet Saying + Facial Cake + Drenched By Water + Throwed In The Pool + Funny Photo + All The MiddleFinger Footballers = The Unforgettable Surprise Farewell Party! Thanks To Everyone From CCA Football Team Under 15!
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
My Job
the physical education class is 1 hour. 10 minutes to stretching and warming up, 10 minutes to do drills and the rest we play mini match or games. during the first class, i feel very happy when for the first time they call me teacher. i feel very respected. thank you guys, you all makes me a teacher.
there is annoying student trying to tease me. let us go to the conversation..
Student : teacher, can you help me?
Me : yes, what is it? (smile at the student and wish i could help her)
Student : teacher, i want to play...
Me : so whats the problem? you just play. go on. (^_^)
Student : but i am tired.
Me : oh, nevermind i won't force you to play. if you tired, go get some rest.
Student : but i want to play.
Me : (why with this girl...)
Student : teacher, help me, i'm tired but i still want to play.
Me : ok, mi, rilex, don't panic. I feel like want to kiss this student. i know she was not stupid, but she was trying me. teasing me. how dare you kids... wait when there is no people, i'm gonna kill you, naugthy kids!

Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Talented Teacher
- waalaikumsalam, hah kenape amy telefon pagi-pagi ni?
- erm saje je. Hmmm ma, hari ni, anak lelaki mama ni, akan menjadi seorang…
CIKGU!
- haha yelah tu, baik2 jaga anak orang tu, nangis kang susah pulak.
- don’t worry ma, the one u talking to right now is no one but your son!
my school is.
I don’t know what challenge that I’m going to face in the school. Hopefully everything will be easy and run smoothly. Good Luck Hilmi Sensei!
The picture was taken on early morning in my first day as a great-teacher-to-be! GAMBATTE!
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Don't Trust Girls
I went to a women's washroom! aaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Ok, for not going too far, let’s cut the crap, and start writing the main point. heee...
The test will be held around secondary school at Shah Alam. So many schools take part such as sekolah menengah seksyen 17, sek. men seksyen 18, 19, 20 , 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27.... Student from UiTM will be separated based on the No. Pusat Peperiksaan that had been given to everyone.
Amy : mine is at seksyen 24, where is yours?
Syarafina : me too.
Amy : that good! Then, we can walk and hold hands together to go there. What do you think?
Syarafina : ah, I love it but, I’ve promise with natasha to go with her. How about you ask natasha and ask about this. Having two super beautiful girls besides you must be a thing you must not let it go right? I’m waiting for the good news... (Smile)
Amy : (what a sinful woman! the one that will be very proud is both of you! huh!) Natasha is your muet exam held at sek. men. seksyen 24? Same like me? If so, I am planning to go with you. Is that okay?
Natasha : erm! Okay!
The exam morning...
I never check the examination slip. I just follow them and do a little recall about the writing skills inside the car. I even not pay attention at the route that we through until we reach the school that we thought is the same pusat peperiksaan for us. And the time is come... it is 7.55a.m. another 5 minutes to start the exam. Everyone was asking to sit at the table that has the angka giliran masing-masing. I look for number 3012 and I found it.
I am about to put my butt on the chair and suddenly a girl approach me and she said "I’m sorry but this is my place. Give me your slip, let me check... ohh.. You are in the wrong place, here is not seksyen 24. You better hurry or you will miss the exam"
I am speechless, I lost my words! But I smile and then I leave the girl... I ask people there how to get to the seksyen 24 in a very fast way. Along the way, my head full of question. Why this happen to me? Why am I so careless? Where the misunderstood start? haaaahhhhh........
Maybe I should take the muet exam next year...
But that was too quick to give up. I reach seksyen 24 at 8.30 a.m. and I’ve only missed 30 minutes. I answer the entire question and I am very sure that I answered it all right! What a kacang goreng! haaahhh! BAND 6 HERE I COME!
That is not an over confident but optimal confident. hahahaa... even though I feel a little bit sad because of what happen to me, but the pengawas peperiksaan are so kind to lend me her pen because I don’t know where I misplace the pen. Reading test, writing test, listening test and speaking test went good. The other candidates also did well. Overall, I am happy for my MUET exam. Hmm.....
Ok, you can put the blame on me. Because I never check Syarafina's and Natasha’s examination slip. That was an obvious mistake I did. And I also did not take muet seriously that is why such stupid things happen to me...
Yeah maybe I am such a careless person but do you know why I didn't double check the examination slip to make sure that I’m not wrong? It is because.....
I trust my friends!
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
When Naruto meets Hinata
Friday, February 12, 2010
Love Leg...
right after the accident. The wound is so cute and there's nothing to worry about a wound like this. I feel like a hero. ^_^
Day 2 - the wound become redness, swelling and deformity. its hard to walk at this time...
Day 3 - I went to Pusat Kesihatan. Doctor said "lambat lagi, bole kena potg kaki tu... infection ni bole sampai ke tulang..." nurse did the dressing softly, i feel comfort when she touch my leg. the nurse ask me to come everyday to do daily dressing... ookay...
Day 4 - daily dressing begin the first day... I am afraid with my own leg.. how about you?
Day 7 - after everyday did dressing, I learn the nurse skill. I do the dressing by my own..
but I did a mistake. u want to know what is it? my hand is not as soft as that nurse hands. I did not feel the same feeling when the nurse touch my leg..
u can see the redness at my left leg... the infection spread to other area...
2 weeks after - 3rd phase of healing process
finally all the kuping da tertanggal dgn sendrinya. But still feel pedih if terkena something. at this time, I started to play futsal again... with the uncomplete recovery, i felt down and there is an another injury... at my knee...
actually, I can get well earlier.. but a conflict happen... my roommate keep saying that i am "manja" "mi, kau ni manje, manje, manje, manje MANJEEE...!!"
then, I cant stand it anymore, I tried to fight and pretend that my leg is not in painful. I did everything just like normal, didn't care about my pain leg, and the consequences is, the wound become even worst. Its all because want to prove to my roommate that i'm not manje, i am a man. tapi aku yg menanggung mudaratnye... whatever, i don't really care about that actually...
anyway, Thanks to Allah because allow me to walk again...
Syukur Alhamdulillah...
drive your leg to tempat yang baik2, bukan tempat maksiat k...
Ingatlah orang yang tersayang...
Uncle Robert 's Son Injured In Motorbike Crash
By Clark Kentclarkkent@thedailyplanet.co.uk

Hilmi,23, fly from his motorbike when he lost control of his black modenas kriss and crash into the hard surface of the road of Subang Jaya highway at around 10.10a.m. about a month ago.
City traffic police investigations and prosecution division head Sergeant Senin Bin Slase said the victim sustained severe leg injuries after he was thrown out of the vehicle in the crash. He said the road was wet as it had been raining for a few hours before the accident.
The Formula 1 expert said that Hilmi missed his pit stop to change the tyre before continue his journey and he is just unlucky. The tyre is the main factor of the accident but he should be more careful. "He's still alive and thats make me wondering, how he can survive in a terrible accident like that".
It is believed at least two motorbikes were slightly damaged in the accident as riders who were trailing Hilmi skidded while trying to avoid the crash. And unfortunately the rider who was trailing Hilmi is his friend, Fauzi. The witness say that Hilmi is carrying a man behind him and he is Hilmi's friend too, Alif.
"No one else was injured in the pile-up," said Sergeant Senin.
Hilmi was taken to Pusat Kesihatan UiTM for the treatment three days after the accident.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Liverpool, we love you!
the result is.... I know that you already knew it but still you want me to say it right? hahahaha... Liverpool beat Manchester United! hahahaha
ha and since that, I never walk alone...I love Michael Owen and Steven Gerrard. for your information, they are good buddies since they were in the academy of Liverpool. I still remember, when I was in form 2, I bought my first Liverpool Jersey. It was Yellow and blue in colour. It is away jersey actually. after that i go to barber shop and ask the barber to cut my hair like Michael Owen. hehee Die Hard Fans, I tell you! When Michael Owen go to Manchester United and wear no. 7 jersey, i have no choice.. that's my favourite player wearing my lucky number. Die die i have to have that jersey!
This is the picture of my jersey collection. Liverpool is sponsored by Carlsberg, so i dont have a chance to show my jersey to others, but yesterday, I've found the Liverpool Jersey without the Carlsberg on the chest. I am fanatic but when it comes about religion matter, I will think rationally.
This is the alarm clock. I buy this because I used to sleep with my handphone. Because I need it to wake me up in the morning. It is not good for your health because of the wave. So the Liverpool alarm clock is the best solution. Another merchandise from Liverpool Football Club here...
I want to add another Liverpool merchandise here... why im not add them at the first time I post this? It is not i just bought them, it is a gift from my girlfriend. I'm very surprise when she gave me that lovely ball and the neck strap. I received them in this month, so, now i want to share with everyone. hehheee.
at this time, i just came back from class, it is monday, corporate day where everyone need to wear formal. I really love this gift! u can see how much i love it... I love you rose...
Manisha Koirala's second cousin
At my workplace, there are Bangladeshi workers. Mostly they are from housekeeping department. Some of them can speak english and malay fluently. No wonder because they already stayed here for more than 3 years. And I know one of them name Zuhur. Because of the multilingual skills that he has, he become the supervisor to all the Bangladeshi workers. That is the advantage of mastering different language.Whenever I saw him, I will ask "suda semayang?" " and he will always say yes even the truth is he's not done the prayer yet. One day I ask and this time, the answer is different from usual..
( sila baca dialog si bangla sambil geleng kepala)
Hilmi: suda semayang?
Zuhur: (sigh) susah la mau semayang, kita orang bangla, macam mana mau semayang?
Hilmi: kenapa?
Zuhur: kami kuli saja, boss tada bagi semayang punya. kalau semayang kena marah.
Hilmi: u punya boss tada semayang ka? dia mesti faham punya, u cakap baik2 sama dia la..
hmmm now i know the heart feelings of bangladeshi. I never know when i ask the question about sembahyang to him. they want to pray but they cant. What a sad sad situation..
Zuhur: u kerja sama itu perempuan ka?
Hilmi: yang mana satu?
Zuhur: yang tinggi-tinggi itulah..
Hilmi: oo.. u suka dia eh...?
Zuhur: yalah, sukalah.. semua perempuan dalam ini hotel saya suka. saya suka berbual sama mereka.
Hilmi: Abis, mereka suka u tak? (gatal punya bangla!)
Zuhur: mestila tada suka sama saya. mana ada perempuan suka sama bangla? bangla hitam, tada sapa suka... kalau u lainla. u hensem, putih, mesti ramai girlfriend.
Hilmi: eh takde lah, pandai-pandai saja kau ni..haih... da semayang belum?
Zuhur: belum la!
Hilmi: hei sudahla, malas layan kau... okla okla..
Zuhur: eh u apa nama?
Hilmi: Asar, nama saya asar.
Zuhur: ceh (sambil angkat tangan)

*si bangla tu lupe, walaupun die tak tgk muka Tuhan, tapi tuhan sentiasa perhatikan dia..
ada orang TAK BOLEH smbhyg tp NAK sembhyg,
ada org BOLEH sembhyg tp TAK NAK sembhyg,
ade org bole sembhyg n die sembhyg.
ade orang kata dah tua nanti aku sembhyg la..
di mana kita.......
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Dendang Perantau
Today is 29 Nov 2009
Today is 11 Dzulhijjah 1430 H
Today is the second day of Hari Raya Haji
Today got kenduri at my elder brother's house.
Today I'm not at my hometown, Kluang, Johor instead at Shah Alam.
Today I'm still working part time at Hotel Concorde.
Today I feel guilty towards my family
Today I am alone...
Ok ok, no more today. Tired already. hmmm....
Actually, I'm not feel sad about not coming back for hari raya. I feel normal, juzt like nothing happen. Plus, Hari Raya Haji is not a big celebration like Hari Raya Puasa. But still there are family gathering. And I'm still here, its mean that there is something wrong happen somewhere.
First day raya, I'm working. I'm not going to masjid for sembahyang raya because I need to be at the gym hotel at 8.45 a.m. I wish happy hari raya to all the malay guest that came to the gym. some of them ask, "u tak balik ke?" I reply, "hahaha, first time x balik ni". I feel a little bit rindu to my family but just for a while. When i go to the cafateria, there are ketupat palas, nasi himpit, sambal kacang and rendang. hehehehe ada la jugak suasana raya. After work, when I reach home, I call mama and wish selamat hari raya. I ask, "mama x kol amy puun.." ( what a chengeng ) and mama reply "mama busy ni, nak masak. kan esok kenduri rumah baru ajam.."
alamak... mesti diorang perlukan aku time kenduri tu.. ( da mule nak rase menyesal ).
Second day raya. Sue, one of the staff bring the lemang and ayam masak sambal merah. She share with me.. sedap! teringat pulak.. mama masak ape mase kenduri rumah ajam nanti..
After work, I reach home at 7 p.m. I don't know where is this intention come from, but I decide to go to the surau for Isya'. After beri salam mase tahiyyat akhir... imam pun takbir..
"AllahuAkbar AllahuAkbar AllahuAkbar, Lailahaillallahu Allahuakbar, Allahuakbar Walillahilhamd..
hati aku terdetik... ohh apa dah jadi dgn aku ni... dah la x balik raya, pastu x pegi sembahyang raya, pastu dah raya ke-2 baru nak takbir... mohammad hilmi.. mohammad hilmi...
nasib baik aku sempat bertakbir utk hari raya kali ni, kalau tak, betapa ruginya...
balik je rumah terus kol mama n abah, ajam, akak. dengar riuh rendah suasana kat rumah buat aku terkilan la...
abah pesan,
- sembahyang jangan tinggal
- jangan ikut kawan yang pergi gamble ( judi )
- baca surah Al-Mulk
- kalau nak pilih isteri, jangan membelakangkan mak bapak. kalau kita pandai2, nanti naik perahu, tenggelam.
hee.. i will remember this till the day that i die. Thanks Abah.
*morale of the story, family comes first!
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Fisherman's Friend's
The party that I'm talking about is not a wild party or birthday party whatsoever, but it is just like a camping but not in a forest or jungle, instead on the water. We went to the sea! no, can't be called it as a sea, it is half river and half sea. In malay, we called it as "suut". the combination of 'sungai+laut'. We stay in a 'Kelong' at Telok Gong, Klang for one day. Doing an outdoor activity is a good idea to release your tension.
Arrival/departure hall @ jeti, we have to wait for the speed boat that will send u
s to the kelong. While waiting, we survey the water and we saw a pair of fish jumping from the water so happily. One male and another one is female. Maybe they are a couple. Seeing them jumping just like they are waiting for us to come, and challenge us! We feel so angry! How dare you animal! Just you wait! The spee
d boat came. Along the way to the kelong, we feel so free and happy to see the suut beautiful view, the wind that blows my hair, also we play with the dolphin that follows our speed boat. They are so cute and adorable!One of us, named Atan (bukan nama sebenar) stay quite, look down and not even make a single move. And when we arrive at the kelong, he is the first one who jump from the speed boat to the kelong stairs. wahahahhaa... fobia dengan laut! kahkahkah... takut bot terbalik.. hahahha haiya... nasib baik x jatuh mase dia lompat tu, hampir2 la. orang lain naik selamba je, die x pasal2 menggelabah puyuh! kahkahkah... you~know~who~
My friends and I feel excited to start fishing and having a good time at the
kelong. First we set up the fishing rod. We use the live prawns and worms as the bait. We have six fishing rod and we all take care of all the rod ( yg mana sempat la).Feeling excited and not patient, I take one rod and play with it, suddenly a something is pulling from the water. It is quite strong and I said "romeo take me somewhere we can be alone, i'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run, you'll be the prince and i'll be the princess, its a love story baby just say yes... apa aku merepek ni...
ok serious, i
said "eh, ape ni" hahahaha excited nak dpt ikan, tp bila ikan da kena, tak terpikir plak. hahahaha...noob....tony, one of my friends, who is a fisherman, heee no la, fishing is his hobby, help me to lift the fish and we did it! what a big catch! big catch! big catch! This is my first time going to fishing and I easily got that fish. hmmm that was a good sign for me to start a new hobby. hahhaa... the other friends feel happy with that successful cacth and they jealous also. hahhaha... nevermind la, we can share the fish ok. kahkahkah..

Sunset is matahari terbenam and dusk is menjelang malam. To watch a sunset from the kelong is very nice and i hope i have a chance to have this wonderful moment with my love one. who knows~
We have to run the generator to powered the elecricity. It make a loud noise but we have no choice..
while I was praying maghrib, I can smell the barbeque... hmmm...sedapnya... x khusyuk sembahyang.. we have spicy chicken and black pepper hot dog all bought from tesco. tinggal panggang saja. puas betul makan, sampai esok
There are karaoke provided at the kelong, Atan sang most of the song that night. since my voice are not so artist, so, i'm just sing a little. another entertainment is, we bring the play station 2 and also the guitar. so, it will never be bored while waiting the fish.
while waiting the fish... suddenly...
Eddy : Eh Atan, kau makan ni ke? (sambil menunjuk ke arah bungkusan plastik, dengan muka nak tergelak suka)
Atan : ha'a kenapa?
Eddy : ini umpan cacing la! kahkahkahkah....

TERRUUS Atan pegi muntahkan balik n kumuh2 mulut dia. entah berapa botol habis dia buat kumuh! semua org gelakkan...
Eddy : saya pelik tgk, die ambil, pastu terus masuk mulut. ( sambil yg lain ketawa lagi ) pastu Atan datang...
Atan : aku ingatkan serunding. ( muka nak cover malu)
Alip : ini serbuk2 kayu la. memang die letak sekali dgn cacing ni.. kahkahkah..
if not funny, please do not laugh and continue reading.
We were plan not to sleep that night but still who can't stand it anymore, can take a rest for a while.
Tomorrow morning, after subuh, it was raining until 11am. so don't have a chance to watch sunrise there is no use to wait anymore, fish will not appear on rainy day. We packed and get ready to go back. We leave the kelong and Telok Gong at 1.30pm. We also leave a great memory of our great friendship at the kelong. it is sweet to remember.
Pojie, Alip, Eddy, Mirul, Tony, and me... we are the fisherman!

*the dolphin is not exist, don't easily be fooled by me. hehehehe...
after we reached home, pojie fry the fish that we catched. Tony and I ate the fish. It is so delicious! i'm so impress. this is the first time I eat the fish that catched by myself. hehehe...




