Assisstant Coach

My second job, to be the assistant coach for the under 15 football team.

The first time I met all the players, I thought they all are very rude. Whenever something not good happen, the words "WHAT THE FUCK MAN" will come out from their mouth. It makes me want to kill all of them. There are another bad words too, but that was the most shouted out.

As a rich people, no wonder all of them wore a very expensive high quality football shoes. First grade boots that I only have one (got from Selangor player), they can frequently change from one to another. If one bought a new one, in two weeks, all the players will have their own new boots. Damn rich!

In term of skills, they were lack of experience. Still need more training. they were grown up in town. If compared than a kampung boy, they are too far left behind. But after I came, there are a lot of improvement, It is true! ;p

The time that i waited for so long is when the time the head coach absent. Then I took over his place and conduct the training session based on my own training program. hahahaha... since that time, my relationship and the players become more closer.


What I thought before this is totally wrong. After I get to now each of them, they are so playful and innocent. I help them how to play great football and they teach me how to speak english well. Whenever I hang around with them, I feel younger. hahaha... thanks football team, the time that we have spent together, will be one of my sweet memories.

Before I left school, they organize a surprise party for me. That was my happy day! I wish all of you Good Luck in Spain Tournament and everything you do! Sayonaraa~

Delicious Dominos + Sweet Saying + Facial Cake + Drenched By Water + Throwed In The Pool + Funny Photo + All The MiddleFinger Footballers = The Unforgettable Surprise Farewell Party! Thanks To Everyone From CCA Football Team Under 15!

My Job

I have three month to spend during the practical training at the school. the first month, I were assigned to work at sports office. at the time, my job was to assist the other coaches during the physical education class. their physical education class is divided into sports provided. there are football, basketball, badminton, netball and tennis.first week i do badminton which have the highest number of students. because badminton is the only sports that played indoor.

the physical education class is 1 hour. 10 minutes to stretching and warming up, 10 minutes to do drills and the rest we play mini match or games. during the first class, i feel very happy when for the first time they call me teacher. i feel very respected. thank you guys, you all makes me a teacher.

there is annoying student trying to tease me. let us go to the conversation..

Student : teacher, can you help me?
Me : yes, what is it? (smile at the student and wish i could help her)
Student : teacher, i want to play...
Me : so whats the problem? you just play. go on. (^_^)
Student : but i am tired.
Me : oh, nevermind i won't force you to play. if you tired, go get some rest.
Student : but i want to play.
Me : (why with this girl...)
Student : teacher, help me, i'm tired but i still want to play.
Me : ok, mi, rilex, don't panic. I feel like want to kiss this student. i know she was not stupid, but she was trying me. teasing me. how dare you kids... wait when there is no people, i'm gonna kill you, naugthy kids!

that is my first challenge as a teacher. but i feel happy even some of the student didn't cooperate well. the best part is, when i said "good morning class...." and they reply "Good morning coach hilmi" but some of them said "good morning coach help me". for me, that sounds was very lovely at anytime. i will remember that naughty kids!

Talented Teacher

-‘Hello assalamualaikum ma…
- waalaikumsalam, hah kenape amy telefon pagi-pagi ni?
- erm saje je. Hmmm ma, hari ni, anak lelaki mama ni, akan menjadi seorang…
CIKGU!
- haha yelah tu, baik2 jaga anak orang tu, nangis kang susah pulak.
- don’t worry ma, the one u talking to right now is no one but your son!

Yeah I’m going to be a teacher, today! It is 14 Jun 2010. It is a long time ago since I left my secondary school. And now I am back to school but this time as a teacher. I’m excited and wonder know what
my school is.

Reached school, very punctual! What did you expected on your first day work? First impression ma.. I must show the good side of me. Hmm the school, not bad! The environment is totally difference with Sek.Men.Keb, S.R.J.K.C. Madrasah and so on… actually I feel like not in Malaysia. Everything is in English! What the hell man? Broken English yes I can, but to speak very fluent is a trouble for me.

The fees for the student is very expensive, for national student they have 2 semester in a year and each semester the fees is about RM7,000++ (if i'm not mistaken). For international students, one semester is RM11,000++ and they have 3 semester in a year. Here is the school for rich people and for your information the students is the daughter and sons of Dato’, Tan Sri, Doctor, Lawyer, Artist, millionaire, model and national athlete. Famous people such as Norish Karman, Dato’ Lee Chong Wei, Edry KRU, and even Perdana Menteri Dato’ Sri Najib Tun Razak ever sent his sons to study here.

I don’t know what challenge that I’m going to face in the school. Hopefully everything will be easy and run smoothly. Good Luck Hilmi Sensei!



The picture was taken on early morning in my first day as a great-teacher-to-be! GAMBATTE!

Don't Trust Girls

I went to a women's washroom! aaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

That’s not a screaming by me instead the girls that surprised to see me when she is enjoying peeing. Guess what I saw.... heheheee hahahaaaa... wahahahahahahaa!

Ok, for not going too far, let’s cut the crap, and start writing the main point. heee...

Malaysian University English test is a compulsory test that should be passes by a university's student who wants to graduate from their degree study. Demo (but), they should pass the requirement which is band 2 and above. There is until band 6 which is the best. If there is band 7, I must be striving to achieve it as 7 is a very nice number... so, I just take it not seriously. As long as I pass the minimum requirement, that is good enough for me. gaaaa is that a good reason to get such low mark?

The test will be held around secondary school at Shah Alam. So many schools take part such as sekolah menengah seksyen 17, sek. men seksyen 18, 19, 20 , 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27.... Student from UiTM will be separated based on the No. Pusat Peperiksaan that had been given to everyone.

Mine is at sek. men. seksyen 24 and I ask all my friends that taking MUET together whether they get the same place as me so we can go together. Someone told me that syarafina( super beautiful girl) get the same place as me.

Amy : mine is at seksyen 24, where is yours?

Syarafina : me too.

Amy : that good! Then, we can walk and hold hands together to go there. What do you think?

Syarafina : ah, I love it but, I’ve promise with natasha to go with her. How about you ask natasha and ask about this. Having two super beautiful girls besides you must be a thing you must not let it go right? I’m waiting for the good news... (Smile)

Amy : (what a sinful woman! the one that will be very proud is both of you! huh!) Natasha is your muet exam held at sek. men. seksyen 24? Same like me? If so, I am planning to go with you. Is that okay?

Natasha : erm! Okay!

The exam morning...

I never check the examination slip. I just follow them and do a little recall about the writing skills inside the car. I even not pay attention at the route that we through until we reach the school that we thought is the same pusat peperiksaan for us. And the time is come... it is 7.55a.m. another 5 minutes to start the exam. Everyone was asking to sit at the table that has the angka giliran masing-masing. I look for number 3012 and I found it.

I am about to put my butt on the chair and suddenly a girl approach me and she said "I’m sorry but this is my place. Give me your slip, let me check... ohh.. You are in the wrong place, here is not seksyen 24. You better hurry or you will miss the exam"

I am speechless, I lost my words! But I smile and then I leave the girl... I ask people there how to get to the seksyen 24 in a very fast way. Along the way, my head full of question. Why this happen to me? Why am I so careless? Where the misunderstood start? haaaahhhhh........

Maybe I should take the muet exam next year...

But that was too quick to give up. I reach seksyen 24 at 8.30 a.m. and I’ve only missed 30 minutes. I answer the entire question and I am very sure that I answered it all right! What a kacang goreng! haaahhh! BAND 6 HERE I COME!

That is not an over confident but optimal confident. hahahaa... even though I feel a little bit sad because of what happen to me, but the pengawas peperiksaan are so kind to lend me her pen because I don’t know where I misplace the pen. Reading test, writing test, listening test and speaking test went good. The other candidates also did well. Overall, I am happy for my MUET exam. Hmm.....

Ok, you can put the blame on me. Because I never check Syarafina's and Natasha’s examination slip. That was an obvious mistake I did. And I also did not take muet seriously that is why such stupid things happen to me...

Yeah maybe I am such a careless person but do you know why I didn't double check the examination slip to make sure that I’m not wrong? It is because.....

I trust my friends!

When Naruto meets Hinata

Naruto and a few others are walking down a street after their training with Kakashi, and they meet up with most, if not all, of their peers. Hinata saw Naruto and hid behind a fence, after which, Naruto approached her

Cute

Cuter

Cutest!!

Love Leg...

This is the story about my lovely leg. I love my leg, because without my leg, I can't do so many thing...

right after the accident. The wound is so cute and there's nothing to worry about a wound like this. I feel like a hero. ^_^


Day 2 - the wound become redness, swelling and deformity. its hard to walk at this time...



Day 3 - I went to Pusat Kesihatan. Doctor said "lambat lagi, bole kena potg kaki tu... infection ni bole sampai ke tulang..." nurse did the dressing softly, i feel comfort when she touch my leg. the nurse ask me to come everyday to do daily dressing... ookay...



Day 4 - daily dressing begin the first day... I am afraid with my own leg.. how about you?



Day 7 - after everyday did dressing, I learn the nurse skill. I do the dressing by my own..



but I did a mistake. u want to know what is it? my hand is not as soft as that nurse hands. I did not feel the same feeling when the nurse touch my leg..



u can see the redness at my left leg... the infection spread to other area...



2 weeks after - 3rd phase of healing process



finally all the kuping da tertanggal dgn sendrinya. But still feel pedih if terkena something. at this time, I started to play futsal again... with the uncomplete recovery, i felt down and there is an another injury... at my knee...



actually, I can get well earlier.. but a conflict happen... my roommate keep saying that i am "manja" "mi, kau ni manje, manje, manje, manje MANJEEE...!!"
then, I cant stand it anymore, I tried to fight and pretend that my leg is not in painful. I did everything just like normal, didn't care about my pain leg, and the consequences is, the wound become even worst. Its all because want to prove to my roommate that i'm not manje, i am a man. tapi aku yg menanggung mudaratnye... whatever, i don't really care about that actually...

anyway, Thanks to Allah because allow me to walk again...
Syukur Alhamdulillah...

drive your leg to tempat yang baik2, bukan tempat maksiat k...

Ingatlah orang yang tersayang...

Uncle Robert 's Son Injured In Motorbike Crash

By Clark Kent
clarkkent@thedailyplanet.co.uk

Shah Alam: 9 january, Mohammad Hilmi, the 6th child of Uncle Robert's kids, only injured his leg in a confirm die motorbike accident.

Hilmi,23, fly from his motorbike when he lost control of his black modenas kriss and crash into the hard surface of the road of Subang Jaya highway at around 10.10a.m. about a month ago.

City traffic police investigations and prosecution division head Sergeant Senin Bin Slase said the victim sustained severe leg injuries after he was thrown out of the vehicle in the crash. He said the road was wet as it had been raining for a few hours before the accident.

The Formula 1 expert said that Hilmi missed his pit stop to change the tyre before continue his journey and he is just unlucky. The tyre is the main factor of the accident but he should be more careful. "He's still alive and thats make me wondering, how he can survive in a terrible accident like that".

It is believed at least two motorbikes were slightly damaged in the accident as riders who were trailing Hilmi skidded while trying to avoid the crash. And unfortunately the rider who was trailing Hilmi is his friend, Fauzi. The witness say that Hilmi is carrying a man behind him and he is Hilmi's friend too, Alif.

"No one else was injured in the pile-up," said Sergeant Senin.

Hilmi was taken to Pusat Kesihatan UiTM for the treatment three days after the accident.